I had a naughty dream last night, and guess who was in it?
Had a dirty dream about us last night. Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans? What food do you want to eat off my body tonight? We really dropped the ball on this trip. The only question is, how far down will I go? You have a choice tonight: Anal or oral. Want to make the final decision? Thinking of you is burning me up. Quickie in the morning, quickie in the evening, quickie at supper time. What are the odds of us multiplying tonight?
One final tip: Nervous about sending pictures? Should I break them out tonight after the kids are asleep? Would you rather go at it every day, or have one explosive night a week?
Check out this fancy box of condoms in the amenities tray at my hotel. The kids are staying with friends tonight. Perfect for shower sex.
Do you know all of my most erogenous zones? Just the thought of tonight gives me goosebumps. I just thought of a new position I really want to try with you. How would you like me to open the door? What kind of dirty talk do you like? No worries, took down notes, will replicate them. Should we buy a few new toys to use together? Come to bed. I really miss your magic touch.
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We should test it out sometime. Or Tiguan, CRV, etc. I think we should try to top that. Try Snapchat. Namely you.
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Get my drift? If only there were someone to do it. Might need your help in the shower after the kids go to sleep tonight. Wanna meet in the parking lot on our lunch breaks? Help me decide on a new bra?
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If we were to try role play, who would you want to be first? Do you want to try to sleep our way through the Kama Sutra? Betcha I can make your day more interesting. You better be at my door in less than 30 minutes! Meet you in the master closet in five? Do you have dirty dreams about us? Do you prefer quickies or all-nighters? If I could only wear three items of clothing or less tonight, what would you choose for me? Going out tonight.
Pair this with a flirty emoji. Is this top too low?
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Sending sexy messages or dirty pick-up lines are great ways to easily ask for what you need. I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you. Lying in bed and bored. Think you can score a triple-double tonight? I bought new lingerie. Guess who shaved today? Did I tell you what I call my boobs?
What did you think after our first night together? Is this skirt too short? Tonight, I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down.
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What part of my body do you secretly hope other people appreciate? Who needs sleep when there are other fun things to do? The kids are asleep.
That was a great play, but I know a few better ones we can make later. Wanna lock the bedroom door tonight? You can literally send a flirty text or downright dirty text while sitting across from each other at the breakfast table. Oh, so this is what butterflies feel like! What do your lips taste like? Guess what I was doing? Interested in more flirty ideas to send your lover? Should I bring them home? If I could only wear one item of clothing tonight, what would you pick for me? Would you mind if I practice my dirty dancing skills for you?
You can also make loops of things like bra straps sliding down, or talks opening and closing quickly. How many licks till I get to the center of it? Going commando: Yes or no? Get daily updates, kick-ass content, and curated recommendations. Where do you want to do it the next time I see you? If I were with you right text, where would you want me to touch you? Wanna see? Wanna score on me tonight? Wish you were here to sneak in the bathroom with me.
I want to get naked with you right now. What movie always puts you in the mood? Wish you were here to play with me. The shower in my hotel room is gigantic! How many times can you go in one sexy Between my legs.